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if countries were students

  • Australia:

    The class clown who makes everyone laugh

  • America:

    The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates

  • Canada:

    The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day

  • England:

    The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen

  • New Zealand:

    Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

  • The Netherlands:

    That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores

  • France:

    The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much

  • China:

    The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question

  • Russia:

    The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

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